The Pope.
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The Pope.
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NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.
NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE. LIVE.
URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>
NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
SURVIVE
NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
EVOLVE
NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE.
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT.
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA
NO “MATTER”. EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
BE.
Wow.
this got out of hand very fast
I think all of tumblr needs a counselling session….
THIS IS AMAZING.
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NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.
NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE. LIVE.
URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>
NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
SURVIVE
NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
EVOLVE
NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE.
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT.
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA
NO “MATTER”. EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
BE.
Wow.
this got out of hand very fast
I think all of tumblr needs a counselling session….
THIS IS AMAZING.
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Apple is really stepping it up with their 2015 lineup! Check out the Apple Watch and iPhone 6S!
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Apple is really stepping it up with their 2015 lineup! Check out the Apple Watch and iPhone 6S!
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Never Not Lurking! The Peep This tee will be available New Year’s Day! Tag your favorite person to creep with! #HomeOfTheGrave
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Never Not Lurking! The Peep This tee will be available New Year’s Day! Tag your favorite person to creep with! #HomeOfTheGrave
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Merry Creepmas from the Mistress of Darkness!
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Merry Creepmas from the Mistress of Darkness!
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Merry Christmas! Save 25% OFF all orders $100+ using code CREEPMAS at checkout! That also means ‘Creep More’ in Spanish, which is tight. Ends Tuesday 12/30 at 11:59PM EST #AllBlackEverythang
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Merry Christmas! Save 25% OFF all orders $100+ using code CREEPMAS at checkout! That also means ‘Creep More’ in Spanish, which is tight. Ends Tuesday 12/30 at 11:59PM EST #AllBlackEverythang
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HAVE A COOL YULE WITH THE GHASTLY ONES!
CREEP STREET
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HAVE A COOL YULE WITH THE GHASTLY ONES!
CREEP STREET
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Imagine getting murdered on Christmas? What a unpleasant surprise. See what we did there?
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Imagine getting murdered on Christmas? What a unpleasant surprise. See what we did there?